Just kidding. His name isn’t Ted. He doesn’t really have a name, but sometimes I call him
El Scooterino in my mind.
the scooter duh, not Trey.
We love him. We found him abandoned on a friends’ lawn, so we adopted him.
Here is one of my favorite pictures of us:
Firstly because its hilarious.
Secondly because that’s how 95% of the pictures we take together look.
You may be concerned for my safety and be wondering why I am only wearing a mere bike helmet.
El Scooterino is obviously a 1-seater,
and we are lucky when we hit 25 mph going downhill.
All the other drivers on the road love us when we ride him to In-n-Out.